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Dove Dark Chocolate Candy Bar
Martin's Kettle Cook'd, Hand-Cooked Potato Chips
Marshmallow Peeps
Keebler Wheatables: Honey Wheat
Nabisco Swiss Creme Sandwich Cookies
Smartfood White Cheddar Cheese Popcorn
Sour Razzles
Nestle Tollhouse Cookie Candy Bars (Soft & Chewy)
Vienna Fingers
Snickers Almond Bar
Snyder's Mini Pretzels
Hershey's S'mores
Yodels
Reese's Fast Break
Willy Wonka Bottle Caps
Skybar
Harmony Snacks Swiss Mix
Stauffer's Ginger Snaps
Hot Tamales
Good & Plenty
Basil's Macaroon Cookies
Ruger Chocolate-Flavored, Sugar Free, Reduced Fat Wafers
Mars Bar
Zero Candy Bar
Joyva Joys
Mr. Goodbar
Hershey's Kisses
SunMaid Raisins
Peanut Butter M&Ms
Knott's Berry Farm Raspberry Shortbread Cookies
Mike and Ike COOL KIDS
Hershey's Whatchamacallit
Pluto - less planet, more delicious candy center!
Pluto’s Loss is My Gain!
by Kid
Nougat
Last summer, you probably heard the weird news about Pluto losing its status as a planet. I’m not sure how such decisions are made, but I DO know this: I didn’t like that decision one bit. I thought, what if the Powers That Be decide to discriminate against smallness at will? What if they decide that Rhode Island is no longer a state? (Honestly, I wouldn’t care, but what if?) What if they decide that Peter Dinklage is no longer an actor? ARE YOU CATCHING MY DRIFT?
Then I read something that made me happy, so I stopped caring!
Check it out. Remember that old mnemonic device for memorizing the planets? “My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pickles.” (Or “Pies,” depending on where you’re from.) Well, because Pluto’s no longer a planet, the NEW AND IMPROVED version is “My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat.”I KID YOU NOT! Read all about it HERE at Urban Dictionary!
Finally! My nom de plume will be taught to schoolchildren everywhere! It’s about friggin’ time!
Adios, Pluto! Hello Everlasting Fame!
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