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OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Kid Nougat
Location: Pelham Bay Mini Market, Bronx, New York
OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
SNACK LOOKS LIKE:
SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 8.0 (Eight. As in, "ate." As in "Eight is Enough." Anything more would be too much praise. Anything less, uncivilized. My favorite Bradford girl? Nancy. Nancy's SSI Rating? 9.2.)
Whatchamacallits are quite light; they satisfy your chocolate craving without overdoing it (much like a Three Musketeers bar). The lighter the snack, the more room in your tummy for MORE snacks! How's THAT for an upside? Also, they don't leave a strong peanutty flavor in your mouth the way some other peanut-flavored snacks do. (I won't name names - the Kid's no fink.)
Certain chocolate bars refrigerate well - you don't mind (or sometimes even prefer) eating them chilled. Whatchamacallits? Keep 'em out of the fridge, babe. The chill thing just ain't happenin' here. This, of course, is a mild downside, but a downside nonetheless.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Molasses ("Lass" means girl, so doesn't Mo' lasses mean "More Girls?" I'm all for THAT, baby!)
Straightforward and casually eye-catching. The name rules - WHATCHAMACALLIT. Say it with me now... WHATCHAMACALLIT. Aaah yeah. The wrapper plays up the name by playing down the color scheme. It's beige and brown, with a polysyllabic orange and pink internal word contrast. (No, really, read that again - IT MAKES SENSE!)
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
Yes. So does Nancy Bradford. (TRIVIA QUIZ! Name the actress* who played Nancy!)
IS THIS SNACK A CITY IN KANSAS?
No. That'd be Witchita, not Whatchamacallit.
IN THREE WORDS OR LESS, SUMMARIZE YOUR EXPERIENCE:
Silicone breast implants.
* Dianne Kay
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