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Nabisco Swiss Crème Sandwich Cookies
OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Kid Nougat
OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 7.25 (A passing grade, plus a quarter of a point to boot!)
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1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Festively red, very holiday-ish.
(Would pair nicely with spearmint Tic-Tacs; the green ones – visually, that is.)
I like it. The package I sampled actually featured a modernized version of the
red design – cooler font treatments, shinier paper, wavy background pattern,
etc. – than what’s pictured above. They’re both fine. It’s hard to go wrong with
red. (Okay, Santa overdoes it, but he’s a fictional fat flat-leaver.)
DO YOU RECOMMEND THIS SNACK? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
I certainly do. Screw that Lorna Doone monopoly on unexciting cookies! Stick it to the Man and have some Nabisco Swiss Crème Sandwich Homeboys!
CAN YOU RECOMMEND ANYTHING ELSE THAT’S SWISS?
Certainly. I like Swiss cheese and the Swiss Alps, and of course Swiss Miss Hot Cocoa, and then there’s Bern City, Switzerland's capital, and French actress Nastassja Kinski, who’s got a home in Fribourg, and even though she’s not really Swiss-
OKAY, CAN YOU STOP NOW?
IS THIS SNACK NO LONGER IN PRODUCTION?
This is a tough one to answer. See, I’ve read they’ve been discontinued (and I’m writing this in January of 2005), but then they keep turning up in my office snack machine! What the hell am I supposed to believe? Some dumb article, or my very own senses of sight, smell, touch and taste? Or maybe I’m hallucinating. Maybe I’m nuts. OH DEAR LORD SOMEONE HELP ME!!!
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