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OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Kid Nougat
OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
FREE! (Unless you count the cost of the
flight, in which case these are grossly overpriced pretzels.)
DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
(SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10):
Editor's Note: Kid still recommends this snack. See below.
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1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Unbleached wheat flour
Water (Who the heck knew they put water in pretzels?)
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Soda (We now know they put water in pretzels, but who the heck knew they put soda in, too?)
The packaging is terrific. Very rustic and traditional. Dark brown bag with ghosted light brown pretzel shapes; “Snyder’s of Hanover” proudly front and center in a sturdy font; tan and red accent colors. “America’s Pretzel Bakery Since 1909” says it all, baby. Old school charm. (For all you hard-core 1909 fans, check THIS out.)
DO YOU RECOMMEND THIS SNACK? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
I do recommend, I do. Despite my horrible experience, make sure you grab some Snyder’s next time you want pretzels. Solid product. Definitely better with Diet Coke, though. Grab some Diet Coke.
ISN'T THIS SNACK EROTIC?
What are you, a jackass?
HOW IS "PRETZEL" DEFINED IN THE DICTIONARY?
Like this: “A brittle or chewy glazed usually salted slender bread often shaped like a loose knot.” (I’ll bet that guy on Jeopardy knew that.)
HOW CAN THIS PRODUCT BE IMPROVED?
Diet Coke! Diet Coke! Why do you make me repeat myself!!!
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