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OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Kid Nougat
OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
(SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10):
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1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Lactose (Make sure you’re tolerant before you chow down.)
Pretty cool, I guess. The famous “SNICKERS” font is in evidence, along with a laid-back almondy color, kind of yellowish, kind of eggshell, kind of beige, kind of tan. Almonds are scattered about, and the bar’s announced as “NEW!” But where’s the nougat? Seriously, what a slight! If I worked for Mars, Inc., I would’ve called the bar the “Snickers Nougat Bar.” (But then I would’ve been slapped and fired, so… it’s all good.) All-in-all, standardly stylish packaging. (“Snickers” has earned a good rep – why reinvent the wheel?)
DO YOU RECOMMEND THIS SNACK? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
Didn’t you read the UPSIDE? What the heck is wrong with you?
WHAT FOOD GROUP DOES THIS SNACK FALL INTO?
The “Totally Bitchin’” Group, of which you need 2-3 servings daily.
WHY DOES OLYMPIC GYMNAST PAUL HAMM SOUND LIKE MICKEY MOUSE?
DOES OLYMPIC GYMNAST PAUL HAMM LIKE THIS SNACK?
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