OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Kid Nougat
OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
WEIGHT: 1.76 oz.
DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 9.9 (To find out why it's not a perfect 10, see "HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED?")
Any snack with the word "orgasm" in its description needs no "UPSIDE" explanation. Know what I mean?
Don't make me laugh.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Artificial Flavor (again, don't make me laugh - there's no need for artificial flavor here, baby!)
On the money. "Mars" is written across the wrapper baseball-style - it actually reminds me of the New York Mets home jersey. Red on beige color scheme... Risky, but it works.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
I said "orgasm," right?
SHOULD YOU BREAK UP WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND / BOYFRIEND / FIANCE(E) / WIFE / HUSBAND IF THEY DON'T LIKE THIS SNACK?
HOW CAN THIS PRODUCT BE IMPROVED?
Whole almonds are encased in the nougat. A tad too crunchy for my taste. If the almonds were ground into crumbs and evenly distributed throughout the nougat, I'd be naked with a Mars bar right now.
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