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Ruger Chocolate-Flavored, Sugar Free, Reduced Fat Wafers
OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Kid Nougat
Location: vending machine
OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
WEIGHT: 1.6 oz.
DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 6.8 (almost a solid 7 - I'm just not big on chocolate wafers)
Neatness. The Rugers are a very tidy snack. No fuss, no muss. Two, maybe three bites per wafer - all gone! Also, this is a sugar-free snack featuring 50% less fat than regular sugar-free wafers. Not too shabby!
There's no genuine "snacking" downside -- the Rugers are tasty and hit the spot -- it's just that you'll feel like a communist sympathizer as you bite into their numbing uniformity. And, oh yeah, they're a bit dry.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Isomalt (a lot like isometrics, only without the exercise and contraction of muscles)
Hydrogenated Soybean Oil
Cocoa Powder (good name for a James Bond femme fatale, don't you think?)
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Dried Egg Yoke
In a word: futuristic. The shiny silver wrapper seals that "Plan 9 from Outer Space" look. There's a touch of pink that works nicely (but please don't tell anyone I said that - the Kid's got a tough-guy rep to protect). You just KNOW they've got Rugers in the vending machines at NASA.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
If you're a sugar-free chocolate wafer fan - and only YOU know for sure if you are - I say, go for it!
IS THIS SNACK NAMED AFTER JUDD HIRSCH'S CHARACTER ON "TAXI?"
No. Hirsch played Alex "Reger," not Ruger.
HOW CAN THIS PRODUCT BE IMPROVED?
Knock off the sugar-free, reduced fat nonsense - you only live once!
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