Fenway Snacks

The Red Sox may never again win the AL East,
but Kid Nougat's recent visit to Fenway Park found the
BoSox batting 1.000 when it comes to snacks.

In case you haven't heard, Fenway Park in Boston kicks major-league snacking ass! And I oughta' know - I'm a world-traveling dynamo, an internationally famous snacking connoisseur, and a master of deception. You think I'm kidding? Read on, you doubting fool!

Cleverly disguised as a local yokel (see devilishly handsome Kid Nougat photo), I faked my way into some pre-mo seats. (I almost blew it when I said to a woman, "Pedro-who?") Then I donned a long brown wig and managed to play three innings as Johnny Damon. (I was 2-for-2 with a triple and made a diving catch - thank you.)

Snack-wise, I had the best footlong hot dog in the world, a tasty Guinness, two pretzels, three bags of peanuts, two cokes, and a bag of chips - and that was just in the fourth inning! BEANTOWN BABY! IT KILLS!

The Red Sox belted five homers en route to a 14-6 drubbing of the Texas Rangers. What a game! What a park! What a snacking extravaganza!

Nougat, OUT!
 

Kid Nougat's
snack reviews

Nestle Tollhouse Cookie Candy Bars
Vienna Fingers
Snickers Almond Bar
Snyder's Mini Pretzels
Hershey's S'mores
Yodels
Reese's Fast Break
Willy Wonka Bottle Caps
Skybar
Harmony Snacks Swiss Mix
Stauffer's Ginger Snaps
Hot Tamales
Good & Plenty
Basil's Macaroon Cookies
Ruger Chocolate-Flavored, Sugar Free, Reduced Fat Wafers
Mars Bar
Zero Candy Bar
Joyva Joys
Mr. Goodbar
Hershey's Kisses
SunMaid Raisins
Peanut Butter M&Ms
Knott's Berry Farm Raspberry Shortbread Cookies
Mike and Ike COOL KIDS
Hershey's Whatchamacallit

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