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Dove Dark Chocolate Bar
OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Kid Nougat
OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
WEIGHT: 1.3 ounces
DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 4
FIRST 4 INGREDIENTS:
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
It's dark chocolate, the mature chocolate. DC's got that sophistication thing happening. And recent medical studies have really been singing dark chocolate's praises. Seems a bar a day is actually GOOD for you. Don't believe me? Check THIS out!
It's got that truffle-like dusting of copper-colored powder that tends to irritate your throat and results in spasmodic coughing fits. Too chalky, too gawky.
Elegant. Refined. Those beyotches really suckered me.
DO YOU RECOMMEND THIS SNACK? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
Yeah, but strictly for the health benefits.
SPEAKING OF DOVE, WHAT'S WITH THOSE FAT MODELS?
Whoa, hold on, Wisenheimer. Those lovely ladies aren't fat. They're a much more accurate representation of the typical American woman. Plus, the blonde's cute, so shaddup.
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