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Keystone Zesty Party Mix
OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Candyman
Location: Vending Machine
OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
Weight: 1.5 oz.
DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
Snack looks like:
Stale, poor imitations, "zesty" flavor tasted like burnt cheese.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Party-like yellow bag, nice snack-show-through, pleasant-looking vegetables on outside of bag.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
Nobody, they suck so bad not even Kenny's family would eat them.
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED: Don't try; the flavor blows.
Zesty may be testy, but Paddy O' likes the original Party Mix
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