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Keystone Zesty Party Mix

OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee

Reviewed By: Candyman Location: Vending Machine OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: Keystone Zesty Party Mix Price: $.40 Weight: 1.5 oz. DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: Salty, unidentifiable snack-things. Snack looks like: Imitation cheetohs, imitation tortilla chips, imitation pretzels. SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 2

UPSIDE:

Salty.

DOWNSIDE:

Stale, poor imitations, "zesty" flavor tasted like burnt cheese.

1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Corn
Vegetable Oil
Salt
Corn Meal

LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Tomato
Garlic
Artificial Color
Sulfiting Agents

PACKAGING:

Party-like yellow bag, nice snack-show-through, pleasant-looking vegetables on outside of bag.

DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):

No.

WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:

Nobody, they suck so bad not even Kenny's family would eat them.

HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED: Don't try; the flavor blows.

Zesty may be testy, but Paddy O' likes the original Party Mix

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