OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Paddy O'Poppycock Location: Vending Machine OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: Keystone Party Mix -- The Original PRICE: $.40 DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: SNACK LOOKS LIKE: SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 7.25 |
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UPSIDE:
Snack has a variety of tastes fighting in your mouth all at once, and you get the best of all of them. Plus, around this time in the afternoon, any little excuse for feeling like you're actually at a party rather than at work helps.
DOWNSIDE:
The party is obviously being held at a bowling alley or by two college guys living in a no-furniture-unless-you-count-the-keg-and-snack-bowl apartment.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Corn
Vegetable Oil
Salt
Corn Flour
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Disodium phosphate artificial color
Extractive of Black Pepper
Yeast
Sodium Carbonate
PACKAGING:
July 4th color scheme with red dominating... two little twisty lines give off the allusion that there are party streamers everywhere.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
Yes! It's GORP for couch potatoes.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
Ned and Uncle Jimbo -- Party Mix would be the perfect snack to enjoy around the campfire at night.
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
At the bottom of each bag, throw in a wet-nap.
