OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Paddy O' Poppycock
Location: Vending Machine
OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
WEGE Sourdough Thin Pretzels
DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
SNACK LOOKS LIKE: Full, unbroken pretzels.
SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 8
I've never seen anything like it -- this bag had nearly 90% unbroken pretzels. Moses couldn't have done as well. And there's a real nice taste, too.
A little too much salt on every pretzel, but who cares?
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Unbleached Wheat Flour
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Looks like a Syracuse Orangemen football or basketball jersey. The nice, classic wheat graphics with modern colors the kids are all raving about today.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
By all means. Bring some along on your next road trip.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
Ike. Young children always want unbroken pretzels because that means mommy and daddy think you can eat a whole one by yourself.
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
For what it is -- a small bag of pretzels -- it really can't (be improved). It even has a little romantic copy on how their dough mix is aged. I'm a sucker for that stuff.
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