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Snyder's of Hanover Ultra Thin Pretzels
OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Paddy O' Poppycock
Location: Vending Machine
OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
Snyder's of Hanover ULTRA THIN Pretzels
DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: Thin, crusty, curvy dough with lots of broken bits resembling kindling wood.
SNACK LOOKS LIKE: Pretzels.
SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 7.5
UPSIDE: Satisfy your hunger while they satisfy your salt craving. Fat free*, too.
DOWNSIDE: They taste fine, but are pretty boring. Large amount of salt left in bottom of bag.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Unbleached Wheat Flour
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Partially Hydrogenated Soybean Oil
Safe, country look to it. I'd expect Bob Vila to really dig the bag.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
Yes, especially if you're real hungry and don't trust yourself alone with a fat-full Snickers.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
The townspeople of South Park. Figuring out how Snyder's makes this snack into the pretzel shape will keep them entertained (or enraged) for hours.
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Little less salt, maybe throw in "The Story of Snyder's" on the back with a fictitious story of a young boy raised to do one thing: make pretzels better than they've ever been made before...
*the soybean oil "adds a trivial amount of fat"
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