OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT

Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee

Reviewed By: Candyman

Location: Colorado Vending Machine

OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
Tootsie Roll Twin Bar Pack

PRICE: $.60

WEIGHT: 2 oz.

SNACK LOOKS LIKE:
Two long doodies rolled in plastic.

SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 9

 

UPSIDE:

Almost the perfect snack for a mini-sugar rush. As far as taste goes, these babies are superb. They take a long time to eat, are chewy and sweet. Would like an explanation on the wrapper as to where the name "tootsie roll" came from. Perhaps a contest so the public could get involved - to guess what the name means, it's origination, etc..

5/9/04 Update: Alert reader Snacktacular has provided the answer to Candyman's Tootsie Roll name question!

DOWNSIDE:

None given

1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Sugar
Corn Syrup
Partially Hydrogenated Soybean Oil
Condensed Skim Milk

LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Cocoa
Whey
Soya Lecithin
Artificial and Natural Flavors

PACKAGING:

Brown (what else) and white "Tootsie Roll" logo.

DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):

Yes

WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:

Chef, because the tootsie roll most resembles his "chocolatey doody balls.".

IF THIS SNACK WAS A PERSON IT WOULD BE:

Eddie Murphy as a fetus.

 

Paddy O' Poppycock also gives Tootsie Rolls a 9!

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