OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Candyman
Location: Colorado Vending Machine
OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
SNACK LOOKS LIKE:
SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 9
Almost the perfect snack for a mini-sugar rush. As far as taste goes, these babies are superb. They take a long time to eat, are chewy and sweet. Would like an explanation on the wrapper as to where the name "tootsie roll" came from. Perhaps a contest so the public could get involved - to guess what the name means, it's origination, etc..
5/9/04 Update: Alert reader Snacktacular has provided the answer to Candyman's Tootsie Roll name question!
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Partially Hydrogenated Soybean Oil
Condensed Skim Milk
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Artificial and Natural Flavors
Brown (what else) and white "Tootsie Roll" logo.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
Chef, because the tootsie roll most resembles his "chocolatey doody balls.".
IF THIS SNACK WAS A PERSON IT WOULD BE:
Eddie Murphy as a fetus.
Paddy O' Poppycock also gives Tootsie Rolls a 9!
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