Reviewed By: Sir Snackalot
Location: Vending Machine
OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
Kellog's® pop-tarts
w/Smuckers® real fruit
PRICE: $.65
WEIGHT: 3.6 oz.
OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Sir Snackalot Location: Vending Machine OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: Kellog's® pop-tarts PRICE: $.65 |
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NAME TO PRODUCT RELATIONSHIP:
There are two of them thus tarts. I also think it stems from pop "overs", although I've never had one.
DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
Strawberry filled pasteries with hard sprinkled icing on top.
SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 8.6
UPSIDE:
You can have them for dinner, you can have them for lunch, you can have them for breakfast or you can have them as a snack. The most well-rounded treat I can remember.
DOWNSIDE:
The pastry part is a little dry, so I would suggest some liquid beverage when you indulge.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Strawberry filling
Enriched wheat flour
Sugar
Partially hydrogenated soybean oil
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Vitamin B6
Vitamin B2
Vitamin B1
Folate
PACKAGING:
White and red "2 ready to eat pasteries" with strawberries and stuff. A real eye-catcher. I think it's edible, but I'll let DingDong find out, he'll eat anything.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
Yes, if you haven't yet, kill yourself.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
Mr. Hand. These are kind of syntheticky, so I think inorganic Mr. Hand could relate.
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Make the crust a bit more buttery and the frosting a bit more like frosting.
Read Candyman's Pop Tarts review