OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Candyman
Location: Vending Machine
OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: Jelly-filled pastries.
SNACK LOOKS LIKE: Cardboard with spackle coating.
SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 6.8
Great value for the weight. Same price as in supermarket. Tasty and filling. Brings back memories of Melvin... maybe vending machine is a a relative of Melvin's?
Really a breakfast food. Not aggressive enough of a snack for afternoon slump combat.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Enriched wheat flour
Partially hydrogenated soybean oil
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Attractive "waxy" package. Looks like a cereal, real fruit on packaging nice touch!
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
Yes -- but in the morning. It didn't cur the sweet tooth satisfaction I was craving.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
Ned -- it would take him hours to eat as he crumbled it into little bits and forced them in the hole in his neck.
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Put either double chocolate or smores flavors in machine for the afternoon sweet tooth.
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