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OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Sir Snackalot Location: Vending Machine OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: Price: $.60 Weight: 3.6 oz. DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: Snack looks like: SSI RATING |
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UPSIDE:
3 different flavors. It's so bad you won't be able to finish it!
DOWNSIDE:
They are not as good as I remember. They're very acidic and have the chewable quality of a JuJuBee, but bigger, which can only mean one thing ... TROUBLE!
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS: (as interpreted by Sir Snackalot)
Crap
Flea Brains
Dirt
Skank
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS: (as interpreted by Sir Snackalot)
Sugar
Bone Marrow
Hudson River Water
DDT
PACKAGING:
YAWN.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
NO
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
Mr. Stick. It couldn't taste (Now and Laters), so it would not mind how crappy they are!
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Make them softer. Don't triple wrap the candies. It must have taken me one minute just to pull off all the wrappers! Get more flavors in the "variety" pack -- 3 ain't cutting it!