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Now and Later

OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee

Reviewed By: Sir Snackalot

Location: Vending Machine

OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
Now and Later

Price: $.60

Weight: 3.6 oz.

DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
Little tabs of denture-removing cement.

Snack looks like:
A cube I drew in 8th grade art class.

SSI RATING
(SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 1.3

 

UPSIDE:

3 different flavors. It's so bad you won't be able to finish it!

DOWNSIDE:

They are not as good as I remember. They're very acidic and have the chewable quality of a JuJuBee, but bigger, which can only mean one thing ... TROUBLE!

1ST 4 INGREDIENTS: (as interpreted by Sir Snackalot)

Crap
Flea Brains
Dirt
Skank

LAST 4 INGREDIENTS: (as interpreted by Sir Snackalot)

Sugar
Bone Marrow
Hudson River Water
DDT

PACKAGING:

YAWN.

DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):

NO

WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:

Mr. Stick. It couldn't taste (Now and Laters), so it would not mind how crappy they are!

HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:

Make them softer. Don't triple wrap the candies. It must have taken me one minute just to pull off all the wrappers! Get more flavors in the "variety" pack -- 3 ain't cutting it!


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