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JUJUBES
OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW
Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Sir Snackalot Location: Vending Machine OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: Weight: 5 oz. DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: Snack looks like: SSI RATING |
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UPSIDE:
There are a lot of them.
DOWNSIDE:
There are a lot of them.
They taste like crap.
It takes 15 minutes just to finish one. 15 seconds to chew it, 14 minutes 45 seconds to pick it out of your teeth.
They lack flavor, too.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Sugar
Corn Syrup
Starch
K. Gelatin (I think there is a typo, because glue should definitely be one of the first four ingredients.)
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Natural and artificial colors
Coated with Petrolatum and Confetinery Glaze
PACKAGING:
Green box, with Big JUJUBES plastered across. The design is old fashioned, not in a cool way, just in a dated way. Oh yeah, it has the Jewish Bee, too.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
No, they suck. Period.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
None.
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Make them softer and more flavorful. I am truly surprised that these haven't gone by the wayside with the Gummi Bear invasion and sour stuff. DOTS reformulated and they kick ass now.
