OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Candyman Location: Vending Machine OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: Price: $.65 Weight: 2.75 oz. DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: SNACK LOOKS LIKE: SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 7 |
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UPSIDE:
2.75 oz great wt/cost ratio. 11g fat (not bad for the weight), 0 cholesterol. Goes down smooth.
DOWNSIDE:
Dries out your mouth. Chocolate more "buttery" than sweet. 320 calories. Texture slightly melted. hands gets messy (chocolate fingerprints on papers afterwards).
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Corn Syrup
Enriched Wheat Flour
Sugar
Dextrose
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Soy Lecithin
Spice
Soy Protein
Annato Extract
PACKAGING:
Attractive for a knock-off. Yellow and Red (hits salivary reflex).
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
Yes. The experience of eating is unique among vending machine snack food. Like eating an ice cream -- pretty messy, stuff crumbles on your desk.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
Cartman. It is as close to Chocolate Marshmallow Pot Pie as you can get. Shweeeeet.
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
More chocolate, less cookie. Make a zero-cal, aero fat version.