OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Candyman
Location: Vending Machine
OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
Weight: 2.75 oz.
DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
SNACK LOOKS LIKE:
SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 7
2.75 oz great wt/cost ratio. 11g fat (not bad for the weight), 0 cholesterol. Goes down smooth.
Dries out your mouth. Chocolate more "buttery" than sweet. 320 calories. Texture slightly melted. hands gets messy (chocolate fingerprints on papers afterwards).
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Enriched Wheat Flour
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Attractive for a knock-off. Yellow and Red (hits salivary reflex).
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
Yes. The experience of eating is unique among vending machine snack food. Like eating an ice cream -- pretty messy, stuff crumbles on your desk.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
Cartman. It is as close to Chocolate Marshmallow Pot Pie as you can get. Shweeeeet.
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
More chocolate, less cookie. Make a zero-cal, aero fat version.
A second, less flattering review
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