OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Sir Snackalot Location: Vending Machine OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: Price: $.65 Weight: 2.75 oz. NAME TO PRODUCT RELATIONSHIP: SNACK LOOKS LIKE: Chipwich on steroids. SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 3.35897750202111 |
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UPSIDE: Very filling, unbutton your pants.
DOWNSIDE: It tastes like crap. The wrapper makes it look festive, so it's also misleading.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Corn Syrup
Enriched wheat flour
Sugar
Dextrose
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Soy Lecithin
Spice
Soy Protein
Annato Extract
PACKAGING:
Plastic, red, blue, yellow.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
No -- see downside.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
I think one of the aliens that do the anal probing. It looks like an extract from an anal probe.
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Cookie needs to be crunchier, it's just mushy. Chocolate is indeed "chocolate flavored" as indicated on wrapper. It tasted old, so perhaps better packaging would keep it in better shape.