OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Sir Snackalot Location: Tony's Quik-Stop, Bronx, New York OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: WEIGHT: 1.5 oz. DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: SNACK LOOKS LIKE (Optional): SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): .00000000000001 |
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UPSIDE:
It was free. Kid Nougat was kind enough to share a bar with all members on our "no control" day. Truly a generous offer, which explains why I didn't give this piece of crap a ZERO!
DOWNSIDE:
Chocolate was dark -- yuck! The jelle was overpowering -- the ratio was way out of whack. The jelle was hard. I felt like I was eating a petrie dish from my 8th grad science class! The jelle was Raspberry -- barfola. An upside to the Raspberry jelle was that it didn't have all those little seeds.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Sugar
Corn Syrup
Chocolate
Agar-Agar (you know you're in trouble when the double agar is within the first 4 ingredients!)
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Agar-agar
Citric acid
Artificial flavor
U.S. certified color (includes red #40 and Blue #1). (What kind of horrible joke is this?! "U.S. certified lousy taste" should be the number one ingredient, if you're asking Sir Snackalot!)
PACKAGING:
Beyond basic. I'm guessing it has never changed since it was first manufactured. And I'd be willing to bet a nickel it will never change. BLAH-yellow, black, red, blue with a picture of some guy I wouldn't let drive my taxi let alone make food for me!
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
No, I'd rather starve to death than subside on JOYS.
HOW CAN THIS PRODUCT BE IMPROVED?
Total extinction!
SUM UP YOUR EXPERIENCE IN THREE WORDS OR LESS: Gut-wrenching-horrible!
Kid Nougat feels differently:
read his Joyous review
