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Goetze's Cow Tales
OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Paddy O'Poppycock
OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
PRICE: $.25 (on sale: $.14!)
DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 10!
UPSIDE: I've eaten three of these a day now for 9 straight days. To me, "it's all good."
DOWNSIDE: None. Low fat, I've bought handfulls of cow tales for $.14 each, they're fun to share... to me, there's nothing better.
4 Cow Tales All In A Row
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
CVS, the greatest snack store in Jersey City, keeps Cow Tales by the Slim Jims. So I'm guessing most folks think these are meat byproducts, too. (Similar height, too.) The cow jumping over the moon on each wrapper doesn't help. But placed in the right section of the store, the packaging is fine.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
As a prank, I bet the cows would have fun with these.
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Free home delivery.
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