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Goetze's Cow Tales

OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee

Reviewed By: Paddy O'Poppycock Location: CVS OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: Goetze's Cow Tales PRICE: $.25 (on sale: $.14!) WEIGHT: 1 oz. DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: Take a Goetze's Caramel Cream, then stretch it out until the candy screams in pain, put the delicious cream in the center, and that's what you've got. SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 10! UPSIDE: I've eaten three of these a day now for 9 straight days. To me, "it's all good." DOWNSIDE: None. Low fat, I've bought handfulls of cow tales for $.14 each, they're fun to share... to me, there's nothing better.

4 Cow Tales All In A Row

1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Wheat Flour
Corn Syrup
Sugar
Dextrose

LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Salt
Lecithin
Corn Starch
Artificial Flavors

PACKAGING:

CVS, the greatest snack store in Jersey City, keeps Cow Tales by the Slim Jims. So I'm guessing most folks think these are meat byproducts, too. (Similar height, too.) The cow jumping over the moon on each wrapper doesn't help. But placed in the right section of the store, the packaging is fine.

DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):

Yes

WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:

As a prank, I bet the cows would have fun with these.

HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:

Free home delivery.

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