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CHEEZ-IT Baked Snack Crackers
OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Sir Snackalot
Location: Vending Machine
OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
WEIGHT: 1.5 oz.
DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
SNACK LOOKS LIKE: A whoopi cushion
SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 6
Very dry, must buy beverage to really enjoy.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Skim milk cheese
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Paprika oleoresin color
Burst says "100% Real Cheese" whoo, f'en who! With a tiny "contains" above the big burst. These guys should be in the sweepstakes business they are so very cleaver in the way they disclaim.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
I used to eat these pretty regularly and they used to taste a lot better. I think the problem was that I just also ate a bag of CHEETOS ZIGZAGS, which kick ass.
HOW CAN THIS PRODUCT BE IMPROVED?
Since they're so cleaver with their little disclaimer, right under the "Cheez-It" it should say, best enjoyed with a tasty beverage.
IN THREE WORDS OR LESS, SUMMARIZE YOUR EXPERIENCE:
Ain't the same.
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