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Cheetos "Cheesy ZigZags"

OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee

Reviewed By: Sir Snackalot

Location: Vending Machine

OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
Cheetos "Cheesy ZigZags"


PRICE: $.45

WEIGHT: 7/8 oz.

DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
"Dangerously Cheesy"

SNACK LOOKS LIKE:
An Ore Ida French Fry w/atomic orange coloring.

SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 10!

 

UPSIDE:

Amazing. They're like chocolate, they melt in your mouth. Also, for the hard core, crunchy vs. puffs fans of Cheetos, this is the perfect combination of both worlds!

DOWNSIDE:

None. Otherwise, it couldn't be a TEN

1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Love
Happiness
Prosperity
Health

LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Yummy
Mouth-watering
Divinity
Love

PACKAGING:

Beautiful purple royal background with the Cheetos Cheeta Mascot skipping along snapping his fingers -- AS HAPPY AS I AM!

DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):

Der, weren't you listening?!?!?!

HOW CAN THIS PRODUCT BE IMPROVED?

I would normally say give me more for my money, but even one of these little angels a day would make my life worth living.

IN THREE WORDS OR LESS, SUMMARIZE YOUR EXPERIENCE:

Can't Be Beat!


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