Reviewed By: Candyman
Location: Vending Machine
OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
Goetze's Caramel Creams
PRICE: $.65
WEIGHT: 1.9 oz.
OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Candyman Location: Vending Machine OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: Goetze's Caramel Creams PRICE: $.65 |
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DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
Small round things.
SNACK LOOKS LIKE:
Together they look like a baby deer's back.
SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 10
UPSIDE:
Chewy, creamy, non sticky, sweet, delicious, only 5g fat for 10 candies!
DOWNSIDE:
None.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Wheat Flour
Corn Syrup
Condensed Milk (nonfat)
Partially hydrogenated soybean oil
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Salt
Lecithin
Corn Starch
Artificial Flavors
PACKAGING:
Red, white and blue, patriotic American with a nice see-through section so you can salivate immediately upon setting eyes upon the package..
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
YES - do it or you will be forever in unhappiness. These things are THE definitive snack. They are incredible. Unique. Nothing else like them.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
Mr. Mackay. Okay, because they make him strong, 'mkay?
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
It can't. It's that good, man, these things friggin' RULE BABY!!!!!
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