OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT

Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee

Reviewed By: Figaroo Location: Vending Machine OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: Pepperidge Farm 2 Brownie Cookies PRICE: $.65 WEIGHT: 1.75 oz. DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: Chocolate cookies lacking in chocolate flavor with absolutely no resemblance of a brownie. Super choke-it-down-dry. SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 0

UPSIDE:

I can't think of one.

DOWNSIDE:

Dry and crumbley, weak chocolate flavor.

1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Unbleached Enriched Wheat Flour
Riboflavin
Sugar
Partially Hydrogenated Vegetable Shortening

LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Coconut
Leavening
Salt
Vanilla Extract

PACKAGING:

Foil wrapped with photo of 2 chocolate cookies and the PF logo.

DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):

No, they suck.

WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:

Kenny's parents -- they're so drunk they won't know what they're eating.

HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:

Make it actually taste like a brownie.

 

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