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Pepperidge Farm 2 Brownie Cookies
OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW
Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Paddy O'Poppycock Location: Vending Machine OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: PRICE: $.65 DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 3 |
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UPSIDE:
When I opened the package, I found cookies, rather than a stalk of celery, a dead mouse or something else evil like that...
DOWNSIDE:
These are NOT brownie cookies. There's not even enough chocolate taste to call them chocolate cookies. I'd name them "Blah Sugar Cookies With Lots of Calories." I only ate one of the two cookies.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Unbleached Enriched Wheat Flour
Riboflavin
Sugar
Partially Hydrogenated Vegetable Shortening
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Coconut
Leavening
Salt
Vanilla Extract
PACKAGING:
Shot of overhead surface of the moon if it was pseudo-brownie like.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
No.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
The cows.
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Make them softer like brownies should be. How tough is it to screw up brownies?
Figaroo agrees these cookies are crap. Read about it.
