OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Sir Snackalot Location: Canova Deli, NJ OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: WEIGHT: 1 oz DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: SNACK LOOKS LIKE: SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 8.5 |
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UPSIDE:
If you like hot, then these chips are for you. I was suspicious until I tried my first one. And man, Wise ain't no liar. Those chips were hot. I was walking back from the store and decided to bite into one. What a mistake. I nearly died because there wasn't any liquid to wash them down.
DOWNSIDE:
Although the flavoring is brilliant, I think Wise needs to work a bit on the potato part. I've had much better chips, but the flavoring is truly unique.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Potatoes
Vegetable oil
Salt
Sugar (everything you need in life!)
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Artificial color
Natural smoke flavor
Natural flavors
Garlic powder
PACKAGING:
It's great. The word "hot" has flames shooting out of it. Bright orange metallic background color, with the Wise "owl eye" logo kind of used as a watermark -- it's looking at you, daring you to eat just one. The only thing it's missing to represent how hot it is, is the devil herself.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
Hell, yes!
HOW CAN THIS PRODUCT BE IMPROVED?
Work on chip quality. Make them bigger and more of a deep fried feeling instead of a baked type of snap.
IN THREE WORDS OR LESS, SUMMARIZE YOUR EXPERIENCE:
8.5 siren alert!
