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Windsor Creme Wafers
OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW
Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Paddy O' Poppycock Location: Vending Machine OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: PRICE: $.65 DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: 10 wafer cookies with vanilla creme acting as the glue. SNACK LOOKS LIKE: Magical golden cookies from the land of Oz. |
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SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 6.5
UPSIDE:
Very sweet, and plenty to eat. There's something wholesome about eating these, as well... almost Mary Poppins-like. I doubt anyone evil ever ate a Creme Wafer.
DOWNSIDE:
Something in me equated light, airy wafer cookies with a low-fat intake. Not the case. 10grams fat not bad when broken down per cookie, but I'll think twice before getting these again. If I want a fatty snack, it's going to have chocolate in it.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Powdered Sugar
Vegetable Oil
Shortening
Enriched Flour
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Leavening
Soybean Lecithin
Citric Acid
Color
PACKAGING:
Clear wrapper with a Windsor crown logo that is supposed to make you feel like these cookies are beloved by royalty.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
Yes, but only in the company dignified. Would make a nice snack at a little girl's tea party.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
Wendy..
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Replace all the vegetable oil with apple sauce. (A nice trick to use when making homemade cookies according to an ex... she didn't work out, but the cookies always did.)
