OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Figaroo Location: Vending Machine OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: PRICE: $.40 DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
SNACK LOOKS LIKE:
SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 1
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UPSIDE:
If you're starving and this is the only thing to eat at least they're Fat Free.
DOWNSIDE:
Dry, slightly burnt flavor, desperately seeking ice cream!
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Wheat Flour
Sugar
Tapioca
Canola Oil
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Lecithin
Caramel Coloring
Artificial Vanilla Flavors
Potassium Sorbate
PACKAGING:
Clear poly bag with Grandma Kitchen-looking graphics.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
NO.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
Mix some of this with some kibble for Sparky the Gay Dog.
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Stop making it.
