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OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Sir Snackalot
Location: Vending Machine
OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
Weight: 2.5 oz.
DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
SNACK LOOKS LIKE:
SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 2.9
Low fat, good oz.-to-cost ration.
They are Twizzlers.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Artificial Coloring (includes red 40)
Clear so you can see the contents (why?), corner burst of a strawberry (note: no strawberries listed in ingredients).
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
No, they're crap. Especially if you're from the west coast and have Red Vines - they rule!
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
The lesbian substitute teacher. Shape would be of the utmost importance.
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Convert them into pipe cleaners.
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