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Twizzlers

OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee

Reviewed By: Sir Snackalot Location: Vending Machine OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: Twizzlers Price: $.40 Weight: 2.5 oz. DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: Licorice, but they call them "Strawberry Artificially Flavored Twists" SNACK LOOKS LIKE: A slab of red gold.

SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 2.9

UPSIDE:

Low fat, good oz.-to-cost ration.

DOWNSIDE:

They are Twizzlers.

1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Corn Syrup
Flour
Sugar
Cornstarch

LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Artificial Flavor
Citric Acid
Potassium Sorbate
Artificial Coloring (includes red 40)

PACKAGING:

Clear so you can see the contents (why?), corner burst of a strawberry (note: no strawberries listed in ingredients).

DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):

No, they're crap. Especially if you're from the west coast and have Red Vines - they rule!

WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:

The lesbian substitute teacher. Shape would be of the utmost importance.

HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:

Convert them into pipe cleaners.

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