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Keystone Hot Jalapeno Tortilla Thin and Crispy
OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW
Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Candyman Location: Vending Machine OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: PRICE: $.40 DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
SNACK LOOKS LIKE: Small, yellow chips. SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 2 |
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UPSIDE: Cheap, hot.
DOWNSIDE: Stale, cheap, hot.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Corn
Vegetable Oil
Salt
Dextrose
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Dehyrdated Peppers
Parsley
Oleoresin Paprika
Disodium Guanylate
PACKAGING:
Pale yellow & green, "mexican" motif, little tortilla character holding a green habanero pepper.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
If you're having a great day and you need to be reminded of what people ate when there was no food around in the desert -- sand and granite wafers -- by all means try it.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
Pip. He would definitely become more popular if he gave these to all his friends.
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Read back of Doritos bag. Use those ingredients instead.
