OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT

Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee

Reviewed By: Sir Snackalot

OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
Toblerone Swiss White Chocolate with Honey and Almond Nougat

Price: about $2.00

Weight: 3.52 oz.

DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
It's a bit funky. It's an acquired taste (by the last section, it was tasting pretty good!). Creamy, milky and also chunky, sticky. Kind of like my underwear.

SNACK LOOKS LIKE:
If quarters were triangular, then a roll of quarters ($20 worth).

 

SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 7.3

UPSIDE:

There's a lot (of candy) and it tastes alright. The white chocolate has a nice flavor, the kind to savor.

DOWNSIDE:

I'm not fond of the nougat and the honey kind of throws you off.

1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:

White chocolate
Honey
Almonds
Corn Syrup

LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Corn Syrup
Egg White
Hazelnut paste
Wheat
(I love it when the first and last ingredients overlap - it's worth an extra point. SSI up to 8.3)

PACKAGING:

Nice box, plain and simple. A look of confidence saying, "hey man, I'm good!"

DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):

Sure, live a little! Go Euro.

WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:

Gal Al or Mr. Garrison. There is definitely something to be said about a man who enjoys white chocolate.

HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:

Get rid of the nougat and add chunks of milk chocolate.

 

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