OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT

Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee

Reviewed By: CandyMan

Location: Vending Machine

OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:

Mrs. Freshley's Texas Cinnamon Roll

Price: $.65

Weight: 4 whopping oz.

DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
Round roll with white frosting.

SNACK LOOKS LIKE:
Cow pie with white goo on top.

SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 9.75

 

UPSIDE:

Tasty, sweet, cinnamony, cakey, good value for the $$$, real good breakfast food, filling yet not too filling. Vast array of weird ingredients.

DOWNSIDE:

Mrs. Freshley looks too young (and hot) on the packaging.

1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Enriched Bleached Wheat Flour
Sugar
Water
Partially Hydrogenated Vegetable Shortening

LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Natural and artifical flavors
Natural extracts of tumeric and annato seed
Colored with Beta Carotene
Preserved with Calcium Proprionate

PACKAGING:

Clear, with hot Mrs. Freshley ready to give her buns to anyone that's willing to pay $.65.

DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):

Yes, great breakfast food.

WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:

Mrs. Cartman, because she likes to give her buns to whoever will pay for them.

HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:

Find a way to have it heated in the package so it's hot when you open it.

 

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