OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT

Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee

Reviewed By: Figaroo

Location: Vending Machine

OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: TASTYKAKE Peanut Butter
Kandy Kakes

PRICE: Priceless

WEIGHT: 2 oz.

DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
A fat cookie. A 1/4" layer of yellow cake, topped with a thin layer of real peanut butter, then enrobed in chocolate.

SNACK LOOKS LIKE:
A little chocolate cake.

SSI RATING
(SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): Infinity

 

UPSIDE: Everything and anything.

DOWNSIDE:

I hate when they use "K's" where "C's" should be.
Only available in the east coast (that's what I've been lead to believe).

1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Sugar
Peanut Butter
Partially & Hydrogenated Vegetable Shortening

LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Cinnamon
Pectin
Food Starch Modified
Citric Acid

PACKAGING:

Simplicity. Clear cellophane beige and blue printing.

DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):

Yes, only because they are the greatest things ever made and sold to the public to consume at will.

WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:

The space aliens, only they can appreciate this product's magnitude in the universe.

HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:

Go national and share it with the world.


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