OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Sir Snackalot Location: Snack shop OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: Price: $.45 Weight: 2.5 oz. DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: SSI RATING |
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UPSIDE:
There are two of them. The fake chocolate coating is pretty good. You can pick it off and eat it like a chocolate bar. It's damn inexpensive.
DOWNSIDE:
The quality is less than par. The cake looked and tasted old. Like the next day bake sale.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Sugar (ugh!)
Partially Hydrogenated Vegetable Shortening (where's the flour?!?!)
Enriched Wheat Flour
High Fructose Corn Syrup
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
#40 &FD&C Blue (my Grandmother never used this!)
Artificial Flavors
Preservatives
Caramel Colors (maybe if they didn't put that blue sh** in, they wouldn't have to add the carmel color.)
PACKAGING:
Swiss Alp white, yellow, blue, red and a picture of stacked Rolls -- one with a bite taken out of it. It's fun to look at. I think I'll frame it.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
If you only have $.45 and you want something filling and with a ton of sugar, YES!
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
Jesus. HE would find no fault with it.
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Get some good ol' fashioned real ingredients. The cake was dry and grayish! I only ate both of them because I wanted this report to be accurate.
