OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Candyman Location: Vending Machine OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: SNACK LOOKS LIKE: SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 9 |
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UPSIDE:
Absolutely delicious. Filling but light. Creamy and sweet. Makes you feel like a kid again. Moist chocolate cake, smooth filling. Not too sweet, easy to eat, not messy.
DOWNSIDE:
Chocolate "skin" sticks to fingertips. Some creme remains in wrapper after you're done eating it.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Corn Syrup
High Fructose Corn Syrup
Partially Hydrogenated Vegetable Shortening
Enriched Bleached Flour
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Buttermilk
Caramel Coloring
Potassium Sorbate
May contain traces of peanuts
PACKAGING:
Drakes Bird Holding Spoon, Ready to feed his delectable "bird poop" to you. Clear wrapper clearly displays the swiss roll. Looks yummy.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
DO IT and it'll fast become your favorite. In a class all it's own.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
Ms. Cartman -- (insert swallowing creme joke here)
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Lose the "skin" remnants that stick to your hands.
