OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Candyman
Location: Vending Machine
OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
SNACK LOOKS LIKE:
SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 9
Absolutely delicious. Filling but light. Creamy and sweet. Makes you feel like a kid again. Moist chocolate cake, smooth filling. Not too sweet, easy to eat, not messy.
Chocolate "skin" sticks to fingertips. Some creme remains in wrapper after you're done eating it.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
High Fructose Corn Syrup
Partially Hydrogenated Vegetable Shortening
Enriched Bleached Flour
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
May contain traces of peanuts
Drakes Bird Holding Spoon, Ready to feed his delectable "bird poop" to you. Clear wrapper clearly displays the swiss roll. Looks yummy.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
DO IT and it'll fast become your favorite. In a class all it's own.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
Ms. Cartman -- (insert swallowing creme joke here)
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Lose the "skin" remnants that stick to your hands.
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