OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT

Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee

Reviewed By: Sir Snackalot Location: Vending Machine OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: Mrs. Freshley's Strawberry Swirl Price: $.65 Weight: 3 oz. DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: Pound cake, moist and wet, with strawberry stripes racing to and fro. Snack looks like: An eraser from Mrs. Bennett's 4th grade class. SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 6.9

UPSIDE:

It's moist and satisfying...

DOWNSIDE:

It doesn't taste all that fresh. A bit too moist, like it's going spoiled...

1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Water
Sugar
Enriched bleached wheat flour
The rest is unreadable

LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Unreadable

PACKAGING:

Mrs. Freshley logo with a plate full of doughnuts, a couple of strawberries although I doubt this has any real fruit.

DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):

Yes, just for a change of pace.

WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:

Kyle. I don't know why, but I haven't picked him before and it just seems right.

HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED: Dunk it in chocolate.

 

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