OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Sir Snackalot
Location: Vending Machine
OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
SNACK LOOKS LIKE: The eyes of an albino octopus.
SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 2.8
The cookies are truly forgettable.
They are crumbly, not much flavor, not much bang for the buck. No identity.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Enriched bleached and unbleached wheat flour
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Dried egg whites
Foil wrapping, aqua, picture of a whale.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
Only if you want to do an experiment and hold on to the cookies for the next generation. They'll taste the same in 100 years.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
Chef would probably eat them and not complain much, but that's just because the word "buttery" is on the packaging.
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Go to a bakery and get a real recipe for butter cookies.
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