OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT

Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee

Reviewed By: Sir Snackalot Location: Vending Machine OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: A Whale of a Snack Buttery Sugar Cookies PRICE: $.60 WEIGHT: 2.25 oz. DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: Two faux cookies. Should have been made by Keebler, maker of of imitation food products. Too much sugar on top, too little buttery goodness inside.

SNACK LOOKS LIKE: The eyes of an albino octopus.

SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 2.8

UPSIDE:

The cookies are truly forgettable.

DOWNSIDE:

They are crumbly, not much flavor, not much bang for the buck. No identity.

1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Enriched bleached and unbleached wheat flour
Sugar
Vegetable shortening
Corn syrup

LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Dried egg whites
Whey
Salt
Baking soda

PACKAGING:

Foil wrapping, aqua, picture of a whale.

DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):

Only if you want to do an experiment and hold on to the cookies for the next generation. They'll taste the same in 100 years.

WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:

Chef would probably eat them and not complain much, but that's just because the word "buttery" is on the packaging.

HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:

Go to a bakery and get a real recipe for butter cookies.

 

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