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OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Sir Snackalot
Location: Vending Machine
OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
Weight: 1.7 oz.
DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
SNACK LOOKS LIKE: Brown eggs, but smaller.
SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 5.7
They are sweet. There are a lot of them, too. Just keep digging into the bag!
Not fulfilling. Just sugary. You would want to buy a snack such as Sugar Babies so you could share it with someone else. They don't taste all that fresh, either, but I think they are supposed to taste like that.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Babies (just kidding)
Partially hydrogenated Soybean Oil
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
White mineral oil
Artificial colors (then what is 'caramel color?')
It's very festive, streamers and confetti. Which further supports my point that these should be shared with others and not consumed by one individual.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
Only if you want to have a tooth extracted afterwards.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
Ike. He would think these were named after him ... Kick the Sugar Baby!
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Lose the outside old coating, cover it with chocolate, put a peanut in the center and rename it Milk Nuts.
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