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Sugar Babies
OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Sir Snackalot Location: Vending Machine OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: Weight: 1.7 oz. DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: SNACK LOOKS LIKE: Brown eggs, but smaller. |
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SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 5.7
UPSIDE:
They are sweet. There are a lot of them, too. Just keep digging into the bag!
DOWNSIDE:
Not fulfilling. Just sugary. You would want to buy a snack such as Sugar Babies so you could share it with someone else. They don't taste all that fresh, either, but I think they are supposed to taste like that.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Sugar
Babies (just kidding)
Corn Syrup
Partially hydrogenated Soybean Oil
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Soya Lecithin
White mineral oil
Caramel color
Artificial colors (then what is 'caramel color?')
PACKAGING:
It's very festive, streamers and confetti. Which further supports my point that these should be shared with others and not consumed by one individual.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
Only if you want to have a tooth extracted afterwards.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
Ike. He would think these were named after him ... Kick the Sugar Baby!
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Lose the outside old coating, cover it with chocolate, put a peanut in the center and rename it Milk Nuts.
