OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT

Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee

Reviewed By: Sir Snackalot

Location: Vending Machine

OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:

ReeseSticks
"The Crisp You Can't Resist"

PRICE: $.60

WEIGHT: 1.5 oz.

DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:

Kit Kat, but attached with peanut butter instead of chocolate filling (and 3 less bars!). Full chocolate coating, cookie crunch (light and delicious), peanut butter (as good as their peanut butter cups), cookie crunch, peanut butter, cookie crunch.

SNACK LOOKS LIKE:

Flaky Flix (without the corn flakes, a little bigger, though).

SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 6

UPSIDE:

These are truly fantastic. My mouth watered on my first bite like Pavlov's dog. By my last bite I was wishing I was on my first again. The blend of three different textures is brilliant -- Van Gogh would be jealous!

DOWNSIDE:

I could be the fullest ever and still have room to finish a pack of these.

1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Milk chocolate
Peanuts
Wheat Flour
Sugar

LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Leavening
Soya lecithin
TBHQ
citric acid

PACKAGING:

Capitalizes on Reese's Peanut Butter Cups color schematic. Approximately the same size and shaped packaging.

DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):

Yes, but buy 2 packs!

WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:

Mrs. Cartman. They're phallic-shaped!

HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:

Step up to the plate and give the people what they want. More for less. Twix has twice the weight for the same price and Kit Kat has 3 more bars.

 

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