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Starburst California Fruits

OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee

Reviewed By: Candyman

Location: local snack shop

OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
Starburst California Fruits

Price: $??

Weight: 2.07 oz.

DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
Fruity-flavored chewy fruity candy.

SNACK-TO-PRODUCT RELATIONSHIP:
When you eat them, the fruit flavor is so overpowering you see "starbursts" of colors.

 

SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 8.8

UPSIDE:

VERY full of flavor, robust, chewy, I admire them going out on a limb with these wild flavors, mixing odd things together. Arranged in wrapper so you don't get same flavor twice! Made with real fruit juice.

DOWNSIDE:

Impossible to eat a few and put the rest down. Highly addictive "starburst" phenomenon takes place and you just keep going. Kind of like a glass of juice.

1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Corn Syrup
Sugar
Partially Hydrogenated Soybean Oil
Fruit juice from concentrate (strawberry, cherry, watermellon, lime, lemon, blackberry)

LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Red #40
Yellow #6
Blue #1
Yellow #5

PACKAGING:

Cool blue with "starbursts" of fruit graphics.

DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):

YES! Livens you up. Gives you sugar-high like you had as a kid when you ate too much candy.

WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:

Chef... he could use them to lure women to his pad.

HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:

Turn it into a drink mix, like Kool Aid, but use the starburst flavors. I'd buy it. It's tangy and tastes awesome!


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