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Sour Patch Watermelon m&a

OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee

Reviewed By: Candyman

Location: Snack Shop

OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
Sour Patch Watermelon m&a

PRICE: ?

WEIGHT: 2 oz.

NAME/PRODUCT RELATIONSHIP:
Supposed to be mini-watermelons you'd find in a rotting watermelon patch.

 

DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: Small "gummi" melons.

SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 5

UPSIDE:

Nice watermelon flavor, chewy, "light and fruity."

DOWNSIDE:

Not sour, not very many pieces of candy in package.

FIRST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Sugar
Corn Syrup
Modified Corn Starch
Citric Acid

LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Red #3
Yellow #5
Blue #1
Fumaric Acid

PACKAGING:

Green and red (like a watermelon). Freckled kid with his tongue hanging out. I think he's supposed to be "soured" out, but this is misleading advertising.

DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):

Hmmm. If you like watermelon, these are tasty. But overall, I'd skip 'em.

WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:

Miss Ellen (substitute teacher). She needs something to eat while living on the hot sun. Watermelons are full of water which should hydrate her.

HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:

More candies, and make them really sour.


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