OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Sir Snackalot
OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
SNACK LOOKS LIKE: A squashed pumpkin.
SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 10 -- all other snacks should be measured against this one.
It's fresh, because it's seasonal -- only made during the Halloween season (thus the "pumpkin").
Could be bigger for $.50.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
A bit confusing. I thought it was going to be a pumpkin-flavored Snickers, but it wasn't. It's just shaped like a squashed pumpkin.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
Yes. It's the best Snickers and the best snack I have ever had.
I dare anyone to find a snack that tastes better than this!
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
Chef. He would compose a Bluesy Tune that would be really, really dirty about eating a sweet little pumpkin all night long. And about how guilty he felt once he was done due to his hedonistic ways.
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
If you're gonna call it a pumpkin, make it bigger, man! It should be called a radish (you could plop the whole thing in your mouth easily), but then you would lose the seasonal reference.
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