OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT

Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee

Reviewed By: Figaroo

Location: my desk

OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
Mike&Ike Root-T-Toot

PRICE: ??

WEIGHT: 2.12 oz.

DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
Chewy "Root Beer Flavored" Candy that tastes like licorice.

SNACK LOOKS LIKE: A suppository.

SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 1

 

UPSIDE:

Cute Packaging.

DOWNSIDE:

Where's the Root Beer Flavor?

1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Sugar
Corn Syrup
Modified Food Starch
(Figaroo has trouble counting to four)

LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Red#40
Yellow#5
Yellow#6
Blue#1

PACKAGING:

Nice retro look.

DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):

No.

WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?

Mr. Hanky.

HOW CAN THIS PRODUCT BE IMPROVED?

How about making it taste like root beer?

IN THREE WORDS OR LESS, SUMMARIZE YOUR EXPERIENCE:

Hated it.

 

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