OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Figaroo
Location: my desk
OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
SNACK LOOKS LIKE: A suppository.
SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 1
Where's the Root Beer Flavor?
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Modified Food Starch
(Figaroo has trouble counting to four)
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Nice retro look.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?
HOW CAN THIS PRODUCT BE IMPROVED?
How about making it taste like root beer?
IN THREE WORDS OR LESS, SUMMARIZE YOUR EXPERIENCE:
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