OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Figaroo Location: my desk OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: PRICE: ?? DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: SNACK LOOKS LIKE: A suppository. SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 1 |
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UPSIDE:
Cute Packaging.
DOWNSIDE:
Where's the Root Beer Flavor?
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Sugar
Corn Syrup
Modified Food Starch
(Figaroo has trouble counting to four)
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Red#40
Yellow#5
Yellow#6
Blue#1
PACKAGING:
Nice retro look.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
No.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?
Mr. Hanky.
HOW CAN THIS PRODUCT BE IMPROVED?
How about making it taste like root beer?
IN THREE WORDS OR LESS, SUMMARIZE YOUR EXPERIENCE:
Hated it.
