OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Paddy O'Poppycock Location: Vending Machine OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: PRICE: $.40 DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 7.5! UPSIDE: Perhaps the perfect mid-morning snack that won't ruin your lunchtime appetite or make you feel guilty for snacking before noon. And the honey nut flavor is real nice. DOWNSIDE: They're Rice Cakes, for gosh sakes. Get caught even tasting one and everyone thinks you're on a diet. |
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1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Whole grain brown rice
Cane juice
natural honey nut flavor with other natural flavors
Caramel color
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Same as above -- only 4 ingredients total!
PACKAGING:
Simply Blah. What you'd expect from the maker of snackland's most non-snacklike snack.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
Yes.
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
Mr. Mackey.
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
Dip them in chocolate.