OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT

Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee

Reviewed By: Paddy O'Poppycock

Location: Vending Machine

OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
Simply Snacks MINI Rice Cakes:
Honey Nut flavor

PRICE: $.40

WEIGHT: 1 oz.

DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
Resemble little scrub pads made of puffed rice.

SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 7.5!

UPSIDE: Perhaps the perfect mid-morning snack that won't ruin your lunchtime appetite or make you feel guilty for snacking before noon. And the honey nut flavor is real nice.

DOWNSIDE: They're Rice Cakes, for gosh sakes. Get caught even tasting one and everyone thinks you're on a diet.

 

1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Whole grain brown rice
Cane juice
natural honey nut flavor with other natural flavors
Caramel color

LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Same as above -- only 4 ingredients total!

PACKAGING:

Simply Blah. What you'd expect from the maker of snackland's most non-snacklike snack.

DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):

Yes.

WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:

Mr. Mackey.

HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:

Dip them in chocolate.

 

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