OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT

Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee

Reviewed By: Paddy O'Poppycock Location: Vending Machine OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: Planters Original Peanut Bar PRICE: $.65 WEIGHT: 1.6 oz. NAME TO PRODUCT RELATIONSHIP: Bar full of nuts. Which describes most drinking establishments in Jersey, come to think of it. DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: Peanut brittle with way more peanuts than brittle. SNACK LOOKS LIKE: A peanut orgy.

SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 8.25

UPSIDE:

Tastes terrific and destroys any hunger pains.

DOWNSIDE:

A peanuty snack with no chocolate isn't a snack that can be enjoyed during all moods. Fortunately, I was in the right frame of mind for this snack when I consumed it.

1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Peanuts
Sugar
Corn Syrup
Salt

LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Sugar
Corn Syrup
Salt
TBHQ & Citric Acid (to preserve freshness)

PACKAGING:

Fantastic! Mr. Peanut is perhaps the greatest spokesperson/icon/mascot of the 20th Century.

DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):

YES!

WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:

Mr. Hankey.

HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:

Create a different version covered in chocolate.

 

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