OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee
Reviewed By: Paddy O' Poppycock
Location: Vending Machine
OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
SNACK LOOKS LIKE: A brown brick.
Solid! You're not going to make a return trip to the vending machine after eating this snack, unless it's to get a soda. And you can't just down this thing and move on... it's richness forces you to take small bites.
Lots of fat. Also, the texture is rather grainy. At least the brownie part. There's never a doubt in your mind that this is a store- (or vending machine)-bought brownie. Mom and grandma's recipes are safe.
1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Bleached Enriched Wheat Flour
Partially Hydrogenated Vegetable Shortening
LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:
Natural and Artificial Flavors
Walnuts and/or Pecans
Mono and Diglycerides
See for yourself. Rather cheap looking, but it lets you see the richness of the actual brownie.
DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):
WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:
The school principal.
HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:
A lighter, fluffier texture to the brownie portion would make me feel better about eating such a high fat content snack.
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