OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT

Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee

Reviewed By: Paddy O' Poppycock Location: Vending Machine OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: Plantation Chocolate Fudge Brownie PRICE: $.60 WEIGHT: 3 oz. DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: Layer of chocolate fudge frosting on top of brownie. About three shreads of a walnut can be found in the fudge if examined carefully. SNACK LOOKS LIKE: A brown brick. SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 7.2

UPSIDE:

Solid! You're not going to make a return trip to the vending machine after eating this snack, unless it's to get a soda. And you can't just down this thing and move on... it's richness forces you to take small bites.

DOWNSIDE:

Lots of fat. Also, the texture is rather grainy. At least the brownie part. There's never a doubt in your mind that this is a store- (or vending machine)-bought brownie. Mom and grandma's recipes are safe.

1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Sugar
Bleached Enriched Wheat Flour
Partially Hydrogenated Vegetable Shortening
Corn Syrup

LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Natural and Artificial Flavors
Walnuts and/or Pecans
Mono and Diglycerides
Polysorbate 60

PACKAGING:

See for yourself. Rather cheap looking, but it lets you see the richness of the actual brownie.

DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):

Yes.

WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:

The school principal.

HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:

A lighter, fluffier texture to the brownie portion would make me feel better about eating such a high fat content snack.

 

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