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Reese's Pieces

OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT
Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee

Reviewed By: Paddy O'Poppycock

Location: Vending Machine

OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK:
Reese's Pieces

PRICE: $.60

WEIGHT: 1.63 oz.

DESCRIPTION OF SNACK:
Peanut butter M&Ms

SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 9

 

UPSIDE:

When was the last time you had some Reese's Pieces? No, honestly, how long has it been? Guess what -- you're missing out. While many candy bars and snacks try to simulate the peanut butter taste with chocolate, this is the closest it gets to not overbearing. And not oversaturated with a fatty, greasy feel to the candy, itself. (Like Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.)

DOWNSIDE:

M&Ms are a candy that you can eat in mass quantities for hours and not realize you've been a glutton. But more than four handfulls of "the Pieces" and they begin to wear you down. And take a look at some of the ingredients. Resinous glaze? Carnauba wax? Sounds like you're eating stuff you should be putting on the bottom of your surf board.

1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Sugar
Partially defatted peanuts
Blend of vegetable oils
Nonfat milk

LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Soya Lecithin
Resinous glaze
Carnauba wax
Vanillin

PACKAGING:

Classic.

DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):

YES!

WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:

If ET is any guide, then the South Park aliens would love them.

HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:

Time for a new ad campaign of something. Reese's Pieces are the Abe Vagoda of snacks -- people remember them in their prime, but no one can remember seeing them recently.


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