OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT

Sanctioned By WASAW Snack Committee

Reviewed By: Figaroo Location: NJ Transit North Jersey Coastline/Hoboken train station OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: BEN&JERRY'S PHISH STICK PRICE: $2.50 WEIGHT: 3.7 oz. DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: Creamy chocolate ice cream with gooey marshmallow and caramel, fish-like shaped then dipped in dark chocolate. All this on it's own stick. SNACK LOOKS LIKE: A dark chocolate fish with a stick up it's, um, you know. SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX - 1-10): 20

UPSIDE:

EVERYTHING.

DOWNSIDE:

Nothing but the wanting of more instantly.

1ST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Cream
Water
Liquid Sugar
Skim Milk

LAST 4 INGREDIENTS:

Pectin
Salt
Soya Lecithin
Baking Soda

PACKAGING:

Psychedelic purple background with photo of product and the Ben&Jerry's logo all about.

DO I RECOMMEND YOU TRY THIS YOURSELF? (YES/NO - EXPLAIN):

Yes, yes, a hundred times, YES!

WHICH SOUTH PARK CHARACTER WOULD LIKE IT BEST?:

This product is too good for any of those white trash citizens.

HOW CAN THE PRODUCT BE IMPROVED:

Make it fat free.

 

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